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by Darren Cooper
OTHER SONGS FOR X-MAS:
I Saw Mommy Boinking
Santa Claus;
Under the mistletoe last night …
SANTA DID NOT VISIT JAMES DEAN;
HE WAS A REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUS
Peter Pans The Movies:
p.i.’s play kid’s games in
"Simon & Simon Say"
Musician Hitchikes to L.A. in
"California, Here I Thumb"
I Saw The S-Car Go
Beep Beep Beep
I Saw The VAN Go
Beep Beep Beep
DO WORKERS AT APPLE COMPUTER HAVE ESPRIT DE CORE?
WHY DID GEN WELLINGTON S BUY GINSU KNIVES?
THE AD SAID THEY CUT THE BONE A PART.
MAN
CHARGED WITH BATTERY
ERROR IS A llama who misplaces a COMMA
ERROR IS A BUMBLEBEE
ERROR IS A BUFFALO WHO THINKS HES A DOE
The Great Watt Hope:
James Earl Jones as a black man seeking to build a power plant
DOES THE NAVY HAVE SUB SANDWICHES AND GRAVY BOATS?
Was Cain Able?
Is martin short?
What will Smith do?
SEE The bullet nick nolte
Bob! Denver!
did
Brad pit
The olives?
IS EARL GRAY?
Is Betty White?
Is Ben gay?
Is George straight?
Why did Hawkeye pierce his ear?
Is Bobby brown?
Frank burns the toast.
Rosa parks her car.
Crown Martin Luther king
Pay Johnny cash
what does Howie long for?
Can Ashley cook?
Who would bet Midler could do that?
Is Neil young
Offer Dennis- Miller
Is Amy tan?
Did Richard gear up
Marathon Half Over but Bernadette peters out.
Don’t HORSE Around. Don’t MONKEY With That
Don’t PIG Out. Did you try to BUFFALO me?
Don’t DOG the puppy, PONY up the money.
It’s nothing to CROW about. Don’t have a COW.
After all that yelling, now he’s a hoarse whisperer.
THERE WERE THESE CERAMIC DOG BOWLS. I HOPE THEY WERE BONE CHINA.
Operating System In ANCIENT Greece: EUNIX
If you go to the hospital.
NEVER ORDER THE LIVER
Has the
Billionth bowling ball been bowled?
A Housefly is a wanna bee.
IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE
I SPAN YOU SPAN
WE ALL SPAN FOR GREENSPAN
I SPAN YOU SPAN
GREENSPAN’S ON C-SPAN
SAW THE S-CAR GO BEEP BEEP
White Bronco =John Elway
Flea to a good home :1 PUPPY
PEOPLE IN San Diego are smart,
but in L.A. They’re Whittier
Prince And Popper: Charles has Orville Redenbacher
THE MAMA BUMBLEBEE TOLD HER KIDS TO
BEE -HIVE THEMSELVES
Do I need A comma
Or ,Should I ask my mama
Do I need A comma?
Or ,Should I buy a llama
RACKETEER
MEMBER OF MICKEY MOUSE CLUB WHO JOINS THE MOB.
MOBSTER WHO RE-STRINGS TENNIS RAQUETS
DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING BAGS
HE WHO BUYS BATTERY WITH CREDIT CARD CHARGES IT
WHAT DID NAPOLEON SAY TO HIS GIRL WHEN HE HAD TO VISIT THE MEN’S ROOM?
WEE WEE, JOSEPHINE.
MICHELSON EATS BAD BURGER; NOW FEELS UNDER PAR
BYE BYE BIRDIE
WOODS FAILS TO SCORE BETTER THAN PAR
DO WORKERS AT APPLE COMPUTER HAVE ESPRIT DE CORE?
WHY DID GEN WELLINGTON S BUY GINSU KNIVES?
THE AD SAID THEY CUT THE BONE A PART.
MAMA MAMMOTH
If Van Gogh Were Alive A Century Later, Would He Have Used Federal Express
TIMID DEER:
Nambi bambi
White birds that fly in San Francisco:
Bay gulls
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