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by Darren Cooper

 


OTHER SONGS FOR X-MAS:

I Saw Mommy Boinking

Santa Claus;

Under the mistletoe last night

SANTA DID NOT VISIT JAMES DEAN;

HE WAS A REBEL WITHOUT A CLAUS

Peter Pans The Movies:

p.i.’s play kid’s games in

"Simon & Simon Say"

Musician Hitchikes to L.A. in

"California, Here I Thumb"

 

I Saw The S-Car Go

Beep Beep Beep

I Saw The VAN Go

Beep Beep Beep

 

DO WORKERS AT APPLE COMPUTER HAVE ESPRIT DE CORE?

WHY DID GEN WELLINGTON S BUY GINSU KNIVES?

THE AD SAID THEY CUT THE BONE A PART.

MAN

CHARGED WITH BATTERY

ERROR IS A llama who misplaces a COMMA

ERROR IS A BUMBLEBEE

ERROR IS A BUFFALO WHO THINKS HES A DOE

The Great Watt Hope:

James Earl Jones as a black man seeking to build a power plant

DOES THE NAVY HAVE SUB SANDWICHES AND GRAVY BOATS?

Was Cain Able?

Is martin short?

What will Smith do?

SEE The bullet nick nolte

Bob! Denver!

did

Brad pit

The olives?

IS EARL GRAY?

Is Betty White?

Is Ben gay?

Is George straight?

Why did Hawkeye pierce his ear?

Is Bobby brown?

Frank burns the toast.

Rosa parks her car.

Crown Martin Luther king

Pay Johnny cash

what does Howie long for?

Can Ashley cook?

Who would bet Midler could do that?

Is Neil young

Offer Dennis- Miller

Is Amy tan?

Did Richard gear up

Marathon Half Over but Bernadette peters out.

 

Don’t HORSE Around. Don’t MONKEY With That

Don’t PIG Out. Did you try to BUFFALO me?

Don’t DOG the puppy, PONY up the money.

It’s nothing to CROW about. Don’t have a COW.

After all that yelling, now he’s a hoarse whisperer.

THERE WERE THESE CERAMIC DOG BOWLS. I HOPE THEY WERE BONE CHINA.

Operating System In ANCIENT Greece: EUNIX

If you go to the hospital.

NEVER ORDER THE LIVER

Has the

Billionth bowling ball been bowled?

A Housefly is a wanna bee.

 

IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE

I SPAN YOU SPAN

WE ALL SPAN FOR GREENSPAN

I SPAN YOU SPAN

GREENSPAN’S ON C-SPAN

SAW THE S-CAR GO BEEP BEEP

 

White Bronco =John Elway

Flea to a good home :1 PUPPY

PEOPLE IN San Diego are smart,

but in L.A. They’re Whittier

Prince And Popper: Charles has Orville Redenbacher

THE MAMA BUMBLEBEE TOLD HER KIDS TO

BEE -HIVE THEMSELVES

 

Do I need A comma

Or,Should I ask my mama

Do I need A comma?

Or ,Should I buy a llama

RACKETEER

MEMBER OF MICKEY MOUSE CLUB WHO JOINS THE MOB.

MOBSTER WHO RE-STRINGS TENNIS RAQUETS

 

DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING BAGS

HE WHO BUYS BATTERY WITH CREDIT CARD CHARGES IT

WHAT DID NAPOLEON SAY TO HIS GIRL WHEN HE HAD TO VISIT THE MEN’S ROOM?

WEE WEE, JOSEPHINE.

MICHELSON EATS BAD BURGER; NOW FEELS UNDER PAR

BYE BYE BIRDIE

WOODS FAILS TO SCORE BETTER THAN PAR

DO WORKERS AT APPLE COMPUTER HAVE ESPRIT DE CORE?

 

WHY DID GEN WELLINGTON S BUY GINSU KNIVES?

THE AD SAID THEY CUT THE BONE A PART.

MAMA MAMMOTH

If Van Gogh Were Alive A Century Later, Would He Have Used Federal Express

TIMID DEER:

Nambi bambi

White birds that fly in San Francisco:

Bay gulls